Um… yes I think you might be little man. But you’re giving us lots of lols on this greeting card so we will let you off. From the genius that is Safely Endangered!Details: Designed by Safely Endangered. Size: Square (148 x 148mm / 5.8 x 5.8 inches). - that fits as a standard sized letter in the UK mail. Produced from sustainable sources and/or recycled materials Blank inside for your own message. 100% recycled brown kraft envelope supplied. Made in the UK.